Uh oh, burnout. I think I just clinched another "3" in conduct for this marking period, adding to the impressive collection I accumulated in high school. Honest, Miss Cuomo, I didn't mean to overexpose your face in this shot. This poor woman, who excelled at teaching French and taught me plenty, was rewarded for her efforts with four years of Hilcoff wiseassery. Elaborating on one of those "3"s, she once wrote on my report card, "Paul continually disrupts the class with his clownish antics," an observation that did not amuse my parents. In the background on the left is Karen Cusano. Farther back, on the right, is the woman suspected of being Candy Neary.