"You mean that's called . . . ?!"
10. metathesis
9. synecdoche
8. antistrophe
7. litotes
6. antistoecon [a technique familiar to G&S fans]
5. asyndeton
4. anthimeria ["Verbing weirds language."]
3. epenthesis ["Sax-a-ma-phone..."] / paragoge
2. chiasmus
1. zeugma