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Subject: Re: Army of Me
From: sammie@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson)
Date: 1997/04/19
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology 
Message-ID: <E8v4zE.75x@world.std.com>
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

jaycjay@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak) writes:

But I didn't do that because, cuteness aside, all of the women in a.r.k either scare me or bore me[2],

And I know I'm not scary...

Rats.

Jay, I'm staggered and hurt by this condemnation and betrayal. And from my number one fan! Maybe because I neglected to reward the years (months) of steadfastness. Although I did mark all those articles so I could respond to them later. But then they just sort of expired. I wish I had been able to tell you how I feel before it was too late.

So, I guess we're just marking time until you start telling us "You gals are all a bunch of scary losers, but in a pathetic way, like a rubber-suited monster[1]. I'm the only one here with any charisma and maybe you should all get out from in front of the computer and go smile at a member of the appropriate sex. I bet you step out of the house and people run away screaming. Derisively! I am amazingly alluring and could attract a horde of people, but I'd rather tell all you repelling boring people how attractive I am."

Sam

[1] Halfway through writing this sentence I realized that mentioning women and rubber suits in the same sentence might be construed as Kibo bait. It isn't.[2]

[2] Although since I left it in, maybe it is now.

[3] Is anyone else slightly annoyed by this whole footnote thing? You have to either remember the references or page down to the bottom of the post and scroll back and it's just TOO HARD.

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