From: sammie@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson)
Subject: Re: Confidential.
Date: 30 Jul 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

In article <kibo-2407992256470001@ppp0b147.std.com>, James "Kibo" Parry <kibo@world.std.com> wrote:

Confidential to Samantha Wilkinson: I think I left my shirt in the back of your car tonight. Don't worry about it, but if you sell squares of it to tourists I want at least 50%.

So, yesterday I notice our little cat, Niobe, plop herself down on the laundry pile and start wriggling around. I think she wants to be petted, so I stoop down only to realize that she is enthusiastically rubbing her entire body against something in a manner which under normal circumstances involves large amounts of catnip. So, what is this object that elicits such an ecstatic response in our cat? You guessed it, Kibo's shirt.

I started to think that maybe Essence of Kibo was a highly powerful cat attractor, but our other cat seemed uninterested in his shirt. So either our little cat is hopelessly weird (which fits with the rest of the evidence to date) or she really, really, really likes Kibo.

Sam

P.S. The circumstances under which I obtained Kibo's shirt are far less interesting than what the reader is thinking.