Subject: Re: If you're not funny or informative, SHUT UP From: sammie@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson) Date: 1997/04/07 Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Message-ID: <E8AH53.1o@world.std.com> Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
lmerkel@BIX.com (lmerkel on BIX) writes:
Kibo is funny AND informative, with just the right nutritional balance of the 2 formations (in- and misin-).
Some others around here are funny, even VERY funny.
Some are informative.
A few are both, though not on kibo's level.The rest of you are, by definition, time-wasting losers and must SHUT UP.
Whoa! Aren't you forgetting a few categories here? What about:
But please, don't take it personally.
I don't feel I'm cramping any loser's style by saying this, as losers won't shut up anyway. I know I don't plan to.
Oh yeah. It's the old "I'll just group myself in with the losers, secure in the knowledge that one of the kewl folk will say 'No way, Lee, you're one of us K-RAD funny people'" ploy. Well, I'M not going to fall for it.
YOU SUCK LEE MERKEL!!! YOU'RE SO NOT FUNNY THAT YOU'RE ALMOST FUNNY, EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT REALLY. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE MADE ME LAUGH...***NONE***!!!!! HAH! I BET YOU THINK CASCADES ARE KEWL. YOU ARE AN UNIMAGINATIVE FUCKHEAD LOSER ASSHOLE WHO PROBABLY COULD ONLY FLAME SOMEONE IN THE LAMEST POSSIBLE WAY. AND YOU HAVE AN AOL ACCOUNT. HAHAHAHA!!! READING ALL OF MY BRILLIANT PROSE SHOULD MAKE YOU WEEP WITH THE REALIZATION OF YOUR INFERIORITY, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU. I STEP ON YOU LIKE THE COCKROACH YOU ARE THEN LET MY DOG LICK THE REMAINS OFF MY SHOE. AND THEN YOU END UP AS DOG SHIT. ON SECOND THOUGHT, I GUESS THERE'D BE NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL. HA! I JUST SPANKED YOU GOOD!!!!
Oh yeah, you're a big LIAR too. I carved some money out of wood, just like you suggested in your old .sig. I even engraved a pretty picture of Franklin Pierce on there, out of a sense of state pride. But then everyone told me that money wasn't made out of wood, it was made out of ALUMINUM SIDING. Curse you Lee Merkel, you INTERNET BULLY.
Sam