Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
Subject: THANK YOU, MR. DATTA DAYADHVAM DAMYATTA. (Was: Re: DUMBEST inventions of the 20th century!)
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 1996 17:25:10 GMT

In article <3253C0D7.6849@web.net.au>, svenism@web.net.au wrote:

Sara M wrote:

Ahhhh...I've had elephants in my garden.

Oh gawd here it comes again. And I so purposely ignored every single post in that damn thread.

Here we go 'round the cycling thread
Here we go 'round the cycling thread
Here we go 'round the cycling thread
All time zones simultaneously, including Newfoundland.

Do I dare
Disturb Kibologists?

Do I dare molest a skunk?
I shall wear a Tyvek jumpsuit, and walk upon the junk.
I've had elephants in my garden, trunk to trunk.

I do not think that they will step on me.

We stroll across the garbage, puce and taupe,
Till junkyard dogs attack us, and we stop,
and oh and ever was there ever
a cat so clever as Andrew Lloyd Webber's proctologist?

This is the way the post ends
This is the way the post ends
This is the way the post ends
Not with a joke, but a .signature.

-- 
Matt McIrvin   <http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/>