Come on, Kibo, you have a TiVo, and I know for a fact that the
Sci-Fi Channel is still showing "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century."
They just showed "Happy Birthday, Buck." That's your favorite!
Beedeebeedeebeedee! Yay!
Also the Cartoon Network is now showing reruns of "Futurama,"
which is the same show as "Buck Rogers" only serious. Maybe I will
be able to see all the episodes that I missed because Fox
unexpectedly rescheduled them into the sixth dimension.
Our TiVo just died, days after I composed a sonnet in honor of
the TiVo, using the beloved Dalek sonnet form:
(The preceding was repurposed from a LiveJournal comment post
and is highly derivative of Douglas Adams anyway. I'm holding back
the real creativity for when I go professional under the National
Endowment for Usenet. Man, you should see the grant proposals I
write. I plan someday to compose the Richard Serra's "Tilted Arc"
of the Internet. I figure this should be easy since once I wrote
some code that drew a thing that looked sort of like Tatlin's
"Monument to the Third International" by accident. I was planning
on doing the Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" of the Internet but I
discovered that it had been done already. Then I will write the
Great Internet Novel and forge in the smithy of my soul the nascent
Cyber-Culture and put it in a magazine called "Wired" and become a
trillionaire and then I will show everyone who laughed at my grand
unified theory of oats.)