From: Matt McIrvin <mmcirvin@world.std.com>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Illinois bans Ephedra..
Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2003 19:26:08 -0400
Organization: Matt and Samantha's Festival of Japery
User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.3b1 (PPC Mac OS X)

John D Salt <john.salt@NOSPAM.btclick.com> wrote:

Well I for one WELCOME our new reptilian overlords.

I think it's a pity that when we think of the aliens today, the image that comes to mind is that of the ultra-modern, efficient abduction organization that exists today, and we forget the sacrifices made by the hardy pioneer aliens of days of yore. Let us sing together:

O, saucerman, saucerman, what do you ride?
Saucerman hi-de-day?
My mule-drawn saucer at eveningtide,
On antimatter and hay.

O, saucerman, saucerman, what did you do
When you came to Earth, pray tell?
A cattle mutilation, 'twas most bizarre,
That made the Earthmen ill.

And did you use your human-probe
That goes in from behind?
I whittled it out of a hick'ry branch
The thickest one you'll find.

O saucerman, saucerman, what will you do
When abducting-day is done?
I'll run along home to Zeta Ret
And have myself some fun.

And will you join our spawning-group
And fertilize our spores?
Why, yes, fair unit of Sex 19,
Tonight the saucerman scores! YEE-HAW!

-- 
Matt McIrvin      http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/