Subject: Re: Barry Shein says Glenn Seaborg cheated Wahl and Ghiorso
From: Matt McIrvin <mmcirvin@world.std.com>
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 1998 04:11:11 GMT

James "Kibo" Parry <kibo@world.std.com> wrote:

4.) Harvard's beds are electrically warmed by coils in the gel mattresses. Also they have really soft toilet paper, even in the undergraduate dorms.

They have to be electrically warmed to dry them out after the undergrad men perform the traditional Head of the Charles Floating Bed Drag Race (est. 1916), in which they wait for a nor'easter to flood the city, dress in women's clothing, and row their beds from the Hasty Pudding Club to a submarine rendezvous in a diving bell within the Kenmore Square subway station, where undersea delicacies are served by the light of the curious apparatus of M. Rummkorff.

By graduate students. Held at gunpoint. Now you see what I had to put up with.

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