Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
Subject: Re: Really Need Advice
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 21:35:57 GMT

In article <58lm7j$s12@Radon.Stanford.EDU>, asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU
(Lupus Yonderboy) wrote:

> I want a divorce. I only have eyes for Sammie.

If you look anything like Lance Henriksen, I guess I'm going to have to fight you to the death, or something.

OK, let's get it over with... um... I'm really not very good at this.

[rolls up sleeves]

uh... hey, you... uh... big weenie... let's step outside, c'mon, step outside, I'll murdalize you, uh, you're gonna be... uh, sorry...

[flinches preemptively]

Prepare to meet your, uh, maker...

[Is sliced in half by Yonderboy's flashing monofilament. Yonderboy absconds with Sam in a ripple of mimetic polycarbonate, jacks into the matrix, and has his brain instantly fried by Kibo's new .sig.]

-- 
Matt McIrvin   <http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/>