Newsgroups: alt.politics.jaffo,alt.religion.kibology
From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
Subject: Re: Who's Looking After Yogi?
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 02:04:36 GMT

In article <5hmoog$2fb4@news.doit.wisc.edu>, tanner@math.wisc.edu (Stephen Will Tanner) wrote:

Dammit, I'm going to close the newsreader RIGHT NOW and go read some Emily Dickinson.

I never saw Cliff Stoll,
I never Grokked the Net,
But I know How-- the Packets feel--
When they get soaking Wet--

From Bozos, surfing on the Web--
When they should be Asleep,
Or Cruising for a Cyber-Babe
But Finding-- but a Creep-- *

How dreary to post Articles!
How Kibo-- like a Ghost--
To live on Admiration-- From
A vast but unseen Host!

* I should hasten to point out that this poem is not autobiographical.

-- 
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