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Subject: Re: DeLurking Rules.
From: Matt McIrvin <mmcirvin@world.std.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 17:47:35 GMT

Lupus Yonderboy <asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU> wrote:

I'm sorry Lee, but dating a Volkswagen Beatle does not count as a "chyx".

Also, if you were dating a "chyx," you would have to be dating multiple people, but somehow dating them as a singular entity.

I'm picturing Lee sitting at dinner across from what seems to be one very thin, twenty-foot-tall woman, with a normal-sized head, wearing a giant trenchcoat. Lee is wondering why she seems to have at least four, possibly six arms, which dart out from the interior of the trenchcoat to steady his lady-love against the nearby wall when she begins to teeter. Occasionally, he has a mysterious glimpse of a foot, complete with sneaker, at about chest height. She keeps cramming food down her collar.

He is frustrated that she keeps using her immense height as an excuse to avoid the goodnight kiss; with all those arms, she ought to be able to lift him to the proper height in a sort of bucket brigade.

Eventually they break up, shortly after she breaks up.

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