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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, SlashDot!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, The Register!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, cNet's News.Com!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite mailing list, Politech!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, CNN!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite newspaper's Web site, The New York Times!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite phone company's Web site, AT&T!
Golly, I love AT&T! And I would never say anything bad about them, as opposed to those idiots at Taco Bell!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite restaurant's Web site, Taco Bell!
Gosh, I love Taco Bell! And I would never say anything bad about them, as opposed to those idiots at AT&T!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, Wil Wheaton Dot Net!
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Hello to all my guests arriving from my favorite Web site, Matt McIrvin's Push-Button World Of The Future!
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