December 16, 1640, the Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock. |
"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer." |
"I'm descended from a long line that my mother foolishly listened to." |
Russell P. Dinsmore, 1907-1988, Published, But Perished Anyway |
Didn't make a backup disk. |
Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet? |