The Many Faces of Shawn!

Or: Nivea, Murad, and the Chicago-land Grease Fire

All Things Jonah

07.16.04


Historical Shawn

02.18.04


Peripatetic Shawn

11.25.03


Embarassingly Festive Shawn

11.25.03


Rockin' Shawn!
Anal-Retentive, Yet Delightfully Well-Read Shawn
Sensitive Shawn
Are you looking for wit? Drollery? A generous offer to help you make $340,000 in the first week alone?

Then you should probably go elsewhere. This web page is devoted to the many faces of Shawn (that would be me). Like everyone else on the web, I am absolutely convinced that I am the single most important person on the web, and that everyone around me is interested in the minutest mundanity of my daily life.

If you agree that I am the single most riveting creature that every existed, then you should probably stop eating 6 year old ketchup packets from Roy Rogers. And while you're waiting for the syrup of ipecac to do its thing, feel free to tool around this web site and laugh at me.

Over drones have had their dull lives temporarily moistened by winessing the utter mundanity of this dull page. fleh.