My office is where I execute the expansion of my vast financial
empire. I'm not about to let you in on all of my secrets, natch, but
there are one or two hints I'm willing to let slip to privileged visitors such as
yourself.
I am a majority owner of Addison Wesley Longman
Publishing Company. We've been on a buying spree, acquiring HarperCollins and Prentice-Hall.
Next target: Microsoft.
Another acquisition I'm plotting will be a chic little store that
sells board games, puzzles, and other whatnot. Not that I have time in my busy schedule to trifle
with such fripperies, mind you, but their financial statements are to die for. You simply must
visit The Three Trolls.
(But don't let on about the takeover! It's our little secret, dahling.)
I'm also a major investor in real estate. To preserve my privacy,
all transactions are handled by my agents, Gary Greene Realtors.
