Why? Because everyone's doing it, dahling.

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About Moi

I am a wealthy socialite with no husband, the very best sort of situation that a woman can find herself in. I've replaced my departed spouse with my darling Chihuahua, Poopsie. (Personnel interested in applying for the unfilled husband position may try to leave a calling card with my butler, if my dear sweet Poopsie permits it.)

In the meantime, I have decided that this World Wide Web would simply not be complete without my presence! I have such a fascinating life! Therefore, I have reconstructed my palatial mansion here on the web, so that you may benefit from knowing the real moi.

Update! Egad! My social schedule has been so very busy that I haven't redecorated in nearly two years! That's unforgivable in the social circles I run in, dahling, though I have had a perfectly good excuse. My sweet Chihuahua Poopsie was cast as a body double for Gidget, the Taco Bell spokesdog. Not that we needed the money, but Poopsie wanted the exercise. Anyway, I paid my professional decorators a hefty sum to redo the place whilst I was sunning myself in Aruba for a month. Let's see what they've done!

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