I'm told that Boston area drivers can be quite reckless and crude. I wouldn't know, since my chauffeur Chester (that's a picture of the dear boy to the left) does all the driving for me. Besides that, he's an expert bodyguard, martial artist, fashion model, masseur, and cooks the most exquisite Chinese food ever. As for Boston, why drive at all when you can visit a city on the web? No crime, no cars, no nasty little valet parkers asking for tips... ugh! My mansion spreads across several acres of land in the quaint New England suburb of Waltham, Massachusetts. When I'm in the mood to see how the little people live, or whenever I decide to drop in on the Governor for tea, I have Chester drive me into Boston.