> There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. > If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free Money," > DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, > then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal > INCINERATOR. > > Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer will > begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul, milky DISCHARGE. > Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured, monitor-shattering > SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing unwanted attention to > your cubicle from co-workers and supervisors alike. After violently > ripping itself from the wall, your computer will punch through > your office window as it STREAKS into the night, HOWLING like a > BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend the rest of its days SODOMIZING > household PETS and MOCKING the POPE. > > Some filthy, disgusting miscreant... some no-good, low-down, good-for > -nothing DIRTY SNAKE, in twisted pursuit of his own sadistic dreams, > is sending this virus across the Net via an e-mail entitled "Free > Money." What is so terrifying about this virus is that you do not > even to have to open the e-mail for it to activate. In fact, you do > not even need to RECEIVE the e-mail. You do not even need to OWN a > COMPUTER. "Free Money" can infect even minor HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES. > > How it does this with straight ASCII code is, franky, a matter of > some debate... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS > situation, we wouldn't be discussing it in ALL CAPS. > > So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail to all those you claim > to care about, all those you purport to love. Don't do it later! > Do it NOW! Now! Now! NOW! NOW! NOW! > > Attachment converted: deathlab:free_money_virus.sea (VIRUS/VRS) > 0003D961 > > Content-Type: virus/sea; name="Free_Money_Virus" (SUCKER/SKR) (SRC:WTBR) > Auto-Infect: enabled